I just received this in an email. It fits the themes around here sometimes… (ie, DUMBASS)
MENOPAUSE JEWELRY
> My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
> bought me a mood ring the other day so
> he would be able to monitor my moods.
> We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good
> mood, it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood,
> It leaves a big frickin red mark on his forehead.
> Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
> Dumb ass